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New Site

Posted on November 27, 2014 at 9:50 AM Comments comments (1)

Most of you already know this, but we've migrated to a brand new website. Webs is too restricting, which is the main reason we ditched them. Here's the link to the new site: http://dreamlandforums.boards.net/

New Icicle Phone

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 8:40 PM Comments comments (5)

People wanted more customization, so we changed the shape of the home button. 

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Fuck you. :D

(deal with it)


Spoof inventions: Icicle phone II

Posted on August 1, 2014 at 6:20 PM Comments comments (7)

S_Hacker: Today we are here to present to you our latest phone, you now that our current smartphone is the icicle? Well we are here to present to you the Icicle II a much larger version with a larger screen size,

To solve problems people had with thier phone, we extended the screen size to 5 inches as opposed to our previous 4.3 inch Icicle.

People have complained that on a phone it's hard to type on the keyboard since it's so small, with a 5 inch screen, typing is faster than ever. this large 5 inch screen can show more of your content, literally, because 4% more screen space is a HUGE difference.

We also replaced the charging port with a much newer one which is also reversable. We believe this makes more for the fact that you need 15 adapters for all the accessories you bought.


PersonWithoutAName: We also added new security, the phone now has a fingerprint scanner which is not a rip off of the iPhone 5S fingerprint scanner because we added protection, it is stored inside the procceser and has the most advanced security we have ever put into it.

It's kind of like a bar code scanner but instead of a bar code, it's a fingerprint scanner, there is no way anybody can hack into your phone without them chopping off your finger, right? The fingerprint memory is locked from everything else in the world and stored in the processor chip. It is locked from everything in the world, including the NSA, there is no way the NSA will come after you and steal your fingerprint, there is no possible way of them getting your information, we have outsmarted the NSA on this one. 


The guy who works with cameras: Another feature we added is our super advanced 10 megapixel camera, which has a better f1.9 aperture and into the optics were improved lenses to sharpen your image and each micron pixel in the sensor is bigger which captures more light with abrighterimageaswellasthe color space being larger colorgamut past the internetsRGBstandardwhichmakes the im- blah blah blah blah

f**k this shit, I can't keep up with this, you faggots were better off buying a real DSLR camera instead of using your fucking phone!


Anonymous: We have improved the hardware and software integration and added more advanced hardware, the performance of the phone is overall 2-3 times FASTER then the previous Icicle phone. You think we would make this shit slower? ****ing morons :D

With the wireless, it has been upgraded to support LTE-A which has blazing fast speeds over your cellular network, which is until AT&T starts thorttling your connection and charging extra fees. 


Drake: The new icicle phone also addresses the issue of an LED flash with the camera, since the LED flash on the previous one was too dim to be used, there are now 3 LED flashes and each LED contains 1000 sub-LED lights leading to 3000 LEDs. Apparently I was fine with making the light brighter but f***ing S_Hacker always takes it too far and decides to add 3000 f**   -get's knocked out-


S_Hacker: *closes lid of knock out juice*, You can ignore lies about the Icicle phone.

The new Icicle addresses many issues with how people use thier phones. You know how people text or call while driving despite it being illegal? Well now it will automatically detect texting while driving and it will sent a complaint to the FBI whenever you do it.

People constantly taking pictures of themself through the mirror on facebook? If you find that annoying, we have you covered. The phone instantly sends all the pirated content you downloaded from the pirate bay to the police every time. 

And you know how people take photos holding thier phone horizontally instead of sideways? Every time you try to do that, the phone instantly can detect you doing that, and it will delete half of your photo library therefore making it IMPOSSIBLE to take pictures while holding the phone horizontally.



So buy it now, 

If you have trouble opening the package, inside the package is a guide on how to open the package. 


Misadventures in Minecraft: EULA

Posted on July 30, 2014 at 10:30 PM Comments comments (10)

Today's misadventures in minecraft is about a user named "Ocean3"

Ocean3: Damn it the new EULA is the end of minecraft servers!

Ocean3: Now this server I go on has advantages to donors and I will loose that because of the STUPID FUCKED EULA

Some random guy: Um I believe the EULA is a good thing since donators shouldn't have unfair advantages

Ocean3: LOOK PAY2WIN keeps servers ALIVE and august 1st will be the end of all minecraft servers!!

Some random guy: Okay (your out of your ****ing mind) right...

Ocean3: -goes to bed-

Ocean3: -wakes up on august-

Ocean3: the end of minecraft servers :( 

Ocean3: -goes on minecraft in multiplayer- Huh my servers are still alive?

Ocean3: -goes to play on server

Ocean3: I lost all my benefits D: and the server is STILL UP?

- a while later - 


Ocean3: It's been a month and the servers are still up????/

........ -cricket noises play-...........


Ocean3: -can't say anything-





To all those idiots who think the EULA will end minecraft online.


Misadventures in Minecraft: Factions

Posted on June 28, 2014 at 6:20 PM Comments comments (14)

I decided to start a new series since Misadventures of premium is dead. 

This is called Misadventures in minecraft, the main character for this one is some user named Aqua1024, it will be different ocassionally. 


Aqua1024: *searches through for a minecraft server*

Aqua1024: This seems legit enough, I think I'll join this server named UltraCraft

Aqua1024: *Opens minecraft and joins UltraCraft server*

Aqua1024: Yes I am now on the server. Now let me do /kit start and I'm good to go.


*Aqua1024 exits spawn*

SerialKiller41: Hey theres someone leaving a spawn, let's kill them

**SerialKiller41 and other spawnkillers start attacking**

*Aqua1024 dies*

Aqua1024: DAFUQ? I just join this server and there are stupid spawnkillers with diamond armor and a diamond sword? DF.

Aqua1024: Well I guess I will join a faction and do /f home instead.

*Aqua 1024 looks at list of factions*

Aqua1024: Hmmm, this seems like a good faction, Landlords.

*Aqua 1024 applies to join Landlords* 

Landlord: Welcome to the faction Landlords.

Aqua1024: Okay i'll start building my house here.

Donor: Hah I'm a donor rank VIP because I pay $75 to this server

Landlord: NOBODY GIVES A **** OKAY? QUIT BRAGGING ALL THE DAMN TIME. You said that 1000 times.

Aqua1024: Who the hell is that?

Landlord: Some faggot who has VIP because he donated to the server

Aqua1024: What does he get from VIP?

Donor: ILL TELL YOU, I get instant /kill /godmode and creative mode and more cheats. I'm using those to grief and take over your faction

Landlord: How about I report you to the god damn admin. 

*Landlord uses /report command*

Admin: Alright what's the problem here

Landlord: This fucking donor is using thier unfair advantages against me.

Admin: Well if you think those advantages are unfair, quit being poor and donate and maybe you can be a donor and they can't do much to you.

Landlord: Your stupid, you really think this server makes sense as Pay2Win

Admin: YOUR POOR IF YOU CAN'T PAY, YOUR BEING BANNED

Landlord: Idgaf

*Landlord get's banned*

Aqua1024: .-.


Aqua1024: Wow this server really sucks... I guess I'll leave.

Spoof Inventions: Winter Calculator

Posted on May 31, 2014 at 11:40 PM Comments comments (11)

We here at spoof company, have made a mindblowing product

It's called...

{***SUSPENSE***}

*lifts cover off of table* The Winter Calculator!

(audience is suprised)

At a first glance, this looks like an ordinary graphing calculator you find at your math class but it isn't...

Incase you are bored in math class, this is the first caluclator with internet access. You can access the internet right on the winter calculator. 

It has a keyboard also to type and a multi-touch screen to navigate. If your school wifi isn't free, you can tether your phone's cellular connection from your locker or even in your pocket and access the internet, or we included an app into it that can hack most wifi passwords :D


What happens when your doing a test and you get caught on a series of problems that you didn't pay attention when you were being taught that? No problem just google guides on the internet :lol:. Now your finished early on the test? Just surf the internet if your so bored. 

Not only does it have internet access but we included a game store so you can play some games when your bored in math. We included a camera to take notes instead of writing them all down, the camera intelligentally reads the notes you took a picture of and turns it into a document which you can later print.

This is going to save you a lot of time in math class :), what if your teacher is walking around and you might get caught playing games? We got you covered, we included an emergency button, push it and it clears the screen from all your games and internet surfing. Now you obviously won't get caught (:<

The calculator also comes with more built in applications to prevent you from being bored, including a drawing application to draw stuff, a video player and photo viewer, and even a text editor, what do you use a text editor for? ASCII art of course, like this:

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The winter calculator is more than a regular calculator, we reinvented the graphing calculator that will certainly cure your boredom in math class and help you on tests, just google all the questions your stuck on. Simple as that.



This only starts at $80, cheaper than most graphing calculators. 

what are you waiting for? Buy one now in case your bored in math class! 

Call now and we will give you an INSTANT refund! Call at 1-800-THE-CHICKEN-IS-BURNING today. 



Next product being released: The world's first digital bookmark

Nite Hacks Site, New Site Coming

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 8:45 PM Comments comments (3)

Nite has been acting more stupid and annoying lately. Yesterday we jailed him on the server and called him names, but unfortunately we forgot to demote him on the site, so he edited the site and deleted lots of things on it. I was able to recover some of it, but some things like the Minecraft Server and Downloads pages are gone for now. He is demoted now, so don't worry about him anymore.

S-Hacker is also working on a new site, for these reasons:

1. Webs is getting stupid, making things like Custom HTML for Premium members only (Premium members, imagine that 0_0), which is what we used for the chat, but thanks to Nite, we can't add it back to the site.

2. The new site will allow S-Hacker to code some of the pages himself.


What are your thoughts on all of this?

UPDATE: All is resolved now, Nite served jail time on the server and I am working on teaching him to act better.

Spoof Inventions: Pen

Posted on March 29, 2014 at 2:15 PM Comments comments (18)

Here at spoof company, we have developed something that will blow you away. 

*audience is in suspence*

It has many uses, *lifts cover* VIOLA!

.

..

*awkward silence*


I know what you're thinking.... It's just a pen. Well wrong it is much more than a pen! In fact it has many uses. It can write on paper :O

And also there are many things built inside it so it can transform. It can turn into a video projector to watch videos on the go, A flashlight, A umbrella that let's you fly, a raft to quickly get across water.

It can be turned into these:

- A knife to defend yourself fom intruders,  or just to cut up some f00d in the kitchen

- A lighter

- Fireworks :O

- Paintbrush of any color

- Laser

- Lamp

- Um... The letter E?

- Mini Stereo Speakers.

- A non-edible candy cane


It's very easy to use, just write in the air what you want it to turn into. it won't work if you turn it into something it can't be turned into.

But what happens if it fails or something? Theres the blow itself up switch. Just unscrew it and turn the switch on and it activates the TNT and BOOM! It blows itself up :O amazing! It can also write on paper! That's amazing! A pen that writes on paper. :D


Starting at $299.99


If you don't know how to open the package it comes in, then INSIDE the package is a guide on how to open the package. You're welcome :) 


 


Dreamland 2.0 Update

Posted on February 22, 2014 at 2:10 PM Comments comments (11)

So you know how this site's called "iWorld of Cars". We've decided that we're going to rename our site "Dreamland", and the Minecraft server will be the Dreamland server. So that's the update on the name. What are your opinions about the update?

S-Misadventures of Premium: New Computer

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 3:25 PM Comments comments (12)

So premium's old computer was breaking down because it was from the 90s or something. And he has some money to buy a new computer.


*Premium walks into best buy store*

Premium: Hmm where are of the computers.

Premium searches around

Premium: Yay I did of find the computer section!

Worker: Your looking for a new computer? What type are you looking for?

Premium: I do of want a desktop computer. I want it to of be very fast. I do of want to play games on of it I want it for of gaming. 

Worker: We have a lot of high end fast computers, from Lenovo, HP, Dell, Sony, Samsung, Apple and LG

Premium: I do of want to play of roblox with it and since it will be of very fast, I can of play car games very fast, VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Worker: -_- That's not real gaming dumbass. 

Worker: So what screen size are you looking for? How much resolution do you think you will need?

Premium: I of want the best resolution to of make woc2 and of play roblox and other of fast racing games. 

Worker: Wow roblox seriously... You need a fast computer for that crap game?

Premium: I OF WANT SPEED! VR00000000000000000000000000000M!

Worker: Your dumb. Get somebody else to help you. 

Premium: BOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAH I AM NOT OF DUMB! YOU WILL OF BE DUMB!

Worker: You have st00pid grammar :D


Premium looks at computers. 


Harry: So your looking for a new computer? I can suggest that LG computer over there. 

Premium: Will of that computer of be fast so I can of play of roblox and car games at FAST SPEED.

Premium: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Harry: -_- Whatever, but yes it is a fast computer. 

Premium: OKay how much of will this computer of cost? 

Harry: Around $1880

Premium: That is of very expensive! I of need a computer that is under $300

Harry: You cheap bastard... Those computer's will not do shit. *Checks premium's cash card*

Harry: Wha- you have $2100 to spend? Cheap bastard. 

Premium: GRRRRR YOU WILL OF BE THE BASTARD!!!! YOU DID OF UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?!?!

Premium: Oooh can I of get that windows 8 desktop? It of looks nice.

Harry: What's wrong with you... Windows 8 is just lame.

Premium: Okay I will of find a better of computer to play roblox and racing games.

Premium: But which computer will of be best to of make woc2? And of race SUPER FAST! VROOOoom.

Harry: JUST CHOOSE A COMPUTER YOU IDIOT!

Premium: That of computer looks nice, it is of very big and it seems of very of fast! Why does it of have an apple on it?

Harry: Because it's a mac dumbfuck, they are made by a company called apple you fucking bitch.

Premium: GRRR STOP OF INSULTING ME! BOOOOOO WAAAAAAAH I AM ONLY OF LOOKING FOR A COMPUTER AND YOU OF BE RUDE. IS THIS OF HOW YOU TREAT CUSTOMERS?

Harry: WE HAVE A PISSED OFF CUSTOMER, COME HELP ME

Premium: AH YES!?!?!


Unamed: Okay this computer will cost you $2000

Premium: But that is of very expensive!

Unamed: You wanted a fast computer

Premium: oh yeah, VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Unamed: TAKE THIS COMPUTER AND GET OUTTA OUR FACES

Premium: BOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU ARE OF BEING RUDE! GRRR I WILL OF SUE YOU, YOU DID OF UNDERSTAND!!!!?????


Premium goes back home to put his computer on his desk


Premium: Yay now I of got the computer up, I will of play roblox.

Premium: WOAH THIS IS OF VERY FAST! VROOOOOOOOOOM I CAN PLAY ROBLOX AT HIGH SPEED! VROOOOOOM NOBODY WILL OF BEAT ME :D


Premium's dad: You wasted $2100 on a computer just to play roblox ._. How about you use that for intensive tasks


Premium: Grrrr I do of work on projects for of toys and I will of use it to of make woc2! AND OF RACE! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I will of be fast like lightning mcqueen!


S-Misadventures of Premium: S-Party

Posted on February 16, 2014 at 6:30 PM Comments comments (4)

So premium is going to go to some party, who knows how he got invited

Premium: I need to of pack my cars collection and of get cars 2 and cars 1 so I can of show everybody and my of friends :D

Mom: Why do you need to pack all of that?

Premium: I need to of show my friends of my car collection

Mom: No you don't you have a picture of it on your phone and you have it set as your wallpaper

Premium: But I need to of show them and of race them!

Mom: Your 12, please put them away

Premium: BUT MOM!

Mom: Shut up or I will take them away

Premium: UGH FINE But can I are of bring a few of the cars?

Mom: Fine you can.

Premium get's in the car and plays racing games on his phone

Dad: We are here, you can get out and go in there, I will pick you up in a few hours or so.

Premium: Okay I will of go there.


Premium walks in


Carly: Welcome premium, there are snacks on the table over there

Premium: Are there of lightning mcqueen cookies?

Carly: Um no why do you care?

Premium: But what about cars pasta or cars gummy snacks? Anything cars?

Carly: *facepalm* Just go there and check

Premium: Okay, VRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Premium goes up to the snack table and looks around

Premium: Grrr there are of none cars snacks!

Olivier: Hah what the serious fuck is your problem bitch? Aren't you that bitch obsessed with cars and still plays with toys? Ye immature.

Premium: GRRRR I AM NOT OF IMMATURE. YOU ARE OF IMMATURE I DO OF HAVE A PRIVATE LIFE! 

Ally: Huh who is that? 

Olivier: Some immature idiot who annoys everybody and bitches about world of cars or whatever He is annoying :(

Ally: Oh I think one of my friends told me.

Premium: Grrr why are there no cars or roblox branded food? Oh well let me eat these cupcakes instead.

Premium: Oh hi of person, are you of ally? Let me of show you an image of my huge car collection :D

Premium: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Ally: What the...

Premium: oh and of remember to go to woc2 roblox. 

Ally: Why don't you just give up on this cars stuff, aren't you a little old? Can't you outgrow this stuff?

Premium: I CAN OF OUTGROW WOC, But it is of one of my life goals and I will not of give up, I am of the man who never gives up :D

Ally: I gave up on 5 year old TV shows when I was 5, so fuck.

Premium: GRRR BUT I DO NOT OF GIVE UP, I AM OF THE MAN WHO NEVER GIVES UP.

Ally: Whatever, *walks away*

Premium: Yay there is of dodgeball I will of play

Premium: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, I are of premium and I will of play dodgeball! 

Clark: -Throws ball at premium-

Premium: A BALL IS COMING TO ME, I WILL OF RUN AWAY FROM IT OF SUPER FAS- (gets hit)

Premium: GRRR I WASN'T OF READY! I AM NOT STAYING OUT!

Clark: don't worry bitch, you can't get out in this version of dodgeball, you jsut throw balls so prepare yourself to get knocked out

Premium: I

Premium: AM

Premium: SPEED! VRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM I will of dodge all balls with my of super fast V8 engine! *Gets hit 7 times*

Emma: *throws 1 ball at premium*

Premium: OH I WILL OF DODGE IT BECAISE I ARE SUPER SPE- (gets hit by ball)

Premium: GRRRR WHAT WAS THAT FO- (ball bounces off of premium and hits him again) 

Premium: BOOOO WAAAA- (ball bounces off of premium a 3rd time and the same ball hits him for a 3rd time)

Emma: What up with your luck premium?


Narrator: Bad luck premium :P 


Premium: GRRR I WILL OF THROW SUPER SPEED V8 BALLS AT YOU

Premium: *throws balls at emma*

Emma: ... *balls miss by 1 mile*

Drake: Hah premium,

Premium: BOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Premium: I WILL OF WIN!

Premium: *throws ball* (ball hits wall and bounces back and hit's premium)

Premium: Grrr my own ball hit me, this is of dumb


*gets hit by ball after quitting stadium* 


Premium: Ooh yay there are of people there let me of show them my car collection

Premium: Hi of Julie, look at my car collection :D 

Julie: Wow, you still play with cars? Fuck off

Premium: GRRRRRRRRRRR STOP OF BEING MEAN GRRRRRRR

Premium: BOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


To be continued





READ NOW

Posted on January 8, 2014 at 12:20 AM Comments comments (17)

Some of you are still unaware that we cancelled iWorld of Cars back in October. If you are one of those people, and you feel like raging over it, then you have no life. If you can get over it, but still want a few memories, just download this. We are no longer a Cars community, and if SOME of you can't stop complaining, then get the heck out of here, or enjoy being banned. :)

iWorld of Cars 6.4

Posted on September 4, 2013 at 9:25 PM Comments comments (9)

As you can see, we've FINALLY updated the site, with a new theme, a page about our Minecraft server, and we added the chat back to the top of the page. Do you guys like this update? What would you like to see in the next one?

Planes Now in Theatres

Posted on August 10, 2013 at 7:10 AM Comments comments (13)

Disney's Planes is now in theatres. I'm going to go see it tomorrow, and see if it's a good movie. I know that some characters from Air Mater will be in this movie. I think Air Mater was made to get everyone ready for Planes, because at the end of Air Mater, Mater is dropped in Propwash Juntion by a plane, and he yells "That was cool! Say, they should make a whole movie about planes!". Anyway, go see Planes and tell me what you think. Don't forget, next year "Planes 2: Fire and Rescue" will be released.



iWorld of Cars Chat Coming Soon

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 7:25 PM Comments comments (10)

I'm sure a lot of you know about the "Mini-room Chat" that's coming soon. Guess what? Sn0w's done with it! All he needs to do is add a background, the Cars, and make it look a lot nicer.


UPDATE:

The chat's release date has been delayed. 

Spoof Company Released

Posted on July 21, 2013 at 8:25 PM Comments comments (3)


Coming soon, Sn0whacker is going to release a new website, called the Spoof Company. It's a humorous website made for entertainment. It is based on the company that Sn0w owns. It will most likely release today or tomorrow: 




UPDATE: It's been released. Go here to visit.

Globe of Planes

Posted on July 6, 2013 at 2:35 PM Comments comments (10)

HEY IGGY SUNWHEELS HERE, or should i say IGGY SUNWINGS HERE!

Anyways, I think I know why they closed World of Cars Online. My theory is that they might open a Globe of Planes. This link used to have a logo, but it's now blocked. https://lh4.ggpht.com/HKSKLNA_N9-TjgVY4fZrKsWxa_21rdGsUSTkcWhj4Wf_7UgdzzpWnXQZEbDuVmr7cZIM6A=s153. It Might be true. Thats probably why.

                     

                                           Well thats all for now.

                                                Stay around, IWoco~~~ iggy sunwheels/iggy sunwings

Large Update Released

Posted on June 29, 2013 at 9:35 PM Comments comments (3)

Hey Cars,

As you probably noticed, iWorld of Cars has been updated. We returned to the old homepage design, added a Downloads page, deleted the Car History page, and more.

Large Updates Tonight

Posted on June 29, 2013 at 8:25 AM Comments comments (0)

Tonight, the site will get a large update. 

 We will also feature a Downloads page, more Commandments, a new version of Survival, minor blog updates, minor video channel updates, and even more. 

What do you think about the update? Comment what you think. 

New Minigame Out Now

Posted on June 8, 2013 at 1:05 AM Comments comments (3)

I have made the demo of Survival. It is not fully complete, but you can try the demo. 

Survival is a text based game. It only works on Windows. 


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